Friday 5 April 2019

April Fools Writing!

              April Fools


Today is April Fools And I’m planning the BEST PRANKS EVER!!!
So basically I’ve gone all around the house and made it stupidly amazing prank filled house ever…
So I’ll give you a brief explanation of all the pranks: in the bathroom in about 1 minute I’m expecting a ARE YOU KIDDING ME and then BANG BANG BOOM!There it is,so what I’ve done is I've put a rubber band around the shower tap and a string to connect it to the door and the shower head over the door so when Connor (Brother and target) opens the door he gets sprayed with water SPLASH the water temperature goes Freezing cold to boiling hot!😊😊😊(evil laugh)


My next target is my friends they've came over for what they think is a practice for our performance but really here for a prank!!!
So I’ve taken the the Oreo cream(is that what you call the middle of Oreo's?) and filled it with toothpaste,onion,garlic and milk!
Emily and Zoe are so unexpecting  that they just took BIG bite and then they started screaming like banshees!
It was sooooo funny I think that the Oreos were crying too! Those poor, poor oreos.


The prank wars had begun…(For about 4 hours!)
It was Abbie VS Emily VS Zoe!
Zoe got to us first though we decided to take Kaura for a walk but little did we know Zoe had rigged it!!!We had taken the dog to one of Zoe’s favourite walking paths but as soon as we had stepped into the walk Zoe tipped FREEZING cold water on us so kaura had to wait for a walk!


It was Emily’s turn now and she was prepared she had bought the essentials she had the goo and the bucket as soon as we stepped out of the bathroom we are covered in goo!Into the shower again!


At last  I could prank them back but they trapped me with a sack!!!
That was not part of the plan!
But mine was the funniest by far!
What I did is I got someone to hop in a scarecrow costume and pretend to be a scarecrow but really there  are two scarecrows and they both have people in them!
I showed Emily and Zoe to my Garden and showed them my “veggie garden” and the scare crows to keep the crows away I asked them while I feed the dogs to go see Oreo(my bunny),and they did but then one of the scarecrows was off the stand and left the other scarecrow on then they asked me where it went and I said”did I forget to tell you”I was dragged away by the missing scarecrow they screaming like a lion was in front of them but before they could run the scarecrow hopped off its stand and grabbed them,I ran out and shouted”APRIL FOOLS” they both started crying with a mix between laughter and fear!😱😰😭


Finally Aprils Fools was over and we sat down and slept... it was a busy pranking day!


Language Features:
Metaphor✔️
Simile✔️
Onomatopoeia✔️
Rhyme✔️
Alliteration✔️
Personification✔️


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